Drunken Voicemails


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September

Date Time Description
Friday 30th 2:51pm "8th dimension frog"
Sunday 19th 11:32pm "You are my sunshine"
Saturday 18th 12:25am "Very angry person"
Sunday 5th 9:27pm "I have your number"
Friday 2nd 3:14am "Eye of the tiger"

August

Date Time Description
Saturday 27th 4:40am "No dude wrong way!"
Saturday 21st 1:07am "Lots of screaming"
Saturday 20th 6:01am "This guy hates the apprentice"
Saturday 14th 1:57am "So many colors"

July

Date Time Description
Saturday 30th 1:04am "Guess hes jealous?"
Friday 29th 12:39am "No co-op"
Thursday 28th 11:25pm "Im unrecordable"

June

Date Time Description
Saturday 25th 1:10am "Oooh take it off! "
Saturday 4th 1:30am "Im lost "

May

Date Time Description
Monday 30th 4:14am "Trippin Balls"
Tuesday 24th 1:36am

"Its scary"

Sunday 22nd 12:40am "Stole from sev"
Sunday 22nd 6:27pm "Shutup Grant"
Sunday 22nd 3:04am "Beat that pussy up"
Friday 20th 10:09pm "Makes a mess of himself"
Thursday 19th 1:10am "I pity the fool"
Wed 18th 10:49pm "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"
Friday 13th 3:42pm "This is the DRUNK LINE not your client!!"
Thursday 12th 2:00pm "So he likes dogs humping him?"
Monday 9th 1:19am "I have a pitcher for you!"
  1:22am

"$4 for a fish hoagie??"

  1:24am

"Proud of Jersey"

Friday 6th 11:24pm "Just keep throwing up"

April

Date Time Description
Friday 29th 2:04am "I see dead people!"
Tuesday 26th 11:49pm "Go make me money!"
Monday 18th 12:32pm "This is DEFINATELY not the Tree Surgeon"
Sunday 17th 12:55am "Hollar"
 

1:57am

"Still not drunk yet"

 

3:11am

"Im gonna get with this girl"

Saturday 16th 1:42am "Ad for the ass house?"
  2:58am

"Im gonna grab this girls ass"

  3:40am

"Im desperate for a woman"

Thursday 14th 3:17am "Oh man im so drunk"
Saturday 9th 12:56am

"Kicked outta the pong game"

Saturday 2nd 1:13am

"Not drunk yet"


March

Date Time Description
Friday 18th 12:56pm "I can fit my phone in my mouth"
Sunday 13th 1:35am "We in compton"
Friday 11th 12:57am "Thats not my girlfriend"
Tuesday 8th 4:55am "Got kicked out of casino"
Sunday 6th 12:13am

"Lookin right at you"

Saturday 5th 1:27am

"Fuckin white people"

  1:30am

"Im a cat"

  1:30am "Little drunk n high"
  1:32am "Smokey Pokey"

February

Date Time Description
Sunday 27th 3:24am "Eating a girl out"
Saturday 26th 1:53am "Whats Vermont?"
Monday 21st 12:42am "Penile disfunction"
Friday 18th 10:49pm "Fuck your mom"
  10:50pm Drunk jibberish
Thursday 17th 3:47am "I mean I like cunt"
  11:59pm "Hit me with that club"
Monday 14th 2:04pm "Oh what the fuck"
  2:05pm "Orgasm Sound"
Saturday 12th 9:27pm "More then a pear"
  12:26am "So I bought a dildo with my gay roomate"
  12:52am "Whos phone is this?"
  12:54am "Give me pussy or ill kill you"
  3:34am "Fuck you redlight!"
Friday 11th 1:35am

Hookah Boozer

  2:33am

"Dougie Fresh"

  4:13am

Blowjob Chick

  4:14am

Blowjob Chick "so horny"

  4:16am

Blowjob Chick "abortion"

  4:27am

Yo Gangster